yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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