If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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