Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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