Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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