I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He shit in the fireplace
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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