is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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