Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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