If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I don't deserve a penis
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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