Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Did I show you my penis last night?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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