if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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