sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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