when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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