I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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