I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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