Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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