In the future we'll all be gay
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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