i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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