Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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