what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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