she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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