The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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