Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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