I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
the night ended with taco bell and tears
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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