There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We are all done wearing pants today
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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