whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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