the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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