Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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