she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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