Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
