all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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