i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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