You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
When are your genitals available?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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