We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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