Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
