No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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