it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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