what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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