similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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