it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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