I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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