just tell him i said nine months
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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