Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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