let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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