One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Acid is not a monday night drug
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
