Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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