He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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