How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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