Got a toothbrush?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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