it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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