yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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