I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Boobs speak an international language.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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