Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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