RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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