the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.