just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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