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• (714): View more from California

  He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick

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  Ive only called 5 times

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• (925): View more from California

  when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.

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• (408): View more from California

  you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?

  (309): View more from Illinois

  No idea. And yes be here at 4

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.

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