Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.