I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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